Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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