Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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