covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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