just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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