Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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