Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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