So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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