did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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