apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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