I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Randomize
