Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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