By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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