if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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