Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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