Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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