No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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