How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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