Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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