I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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