She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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