help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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