Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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