How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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