and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
