Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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