Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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