Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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