hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
My vagina just clenched in fear
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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