I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How does it feel to date your dad?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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