So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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