I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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