How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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