Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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