Porn is love you can see.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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