Dual....:-)
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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