mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
either way he was missing a nipple.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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