Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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