Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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