when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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