nut hugger
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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