Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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