Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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