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• (773): View more from Illinois

  is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?

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  it's more of a rinse.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore

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• (559): View more from California

  I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end

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• (805): View more from California

  I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.

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  Does he think you're psycho?

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  Officially...... yes.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"

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• (585): View more from New York

  PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME

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  Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".

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  If you find out what that means, show me.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?

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