WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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