your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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