David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
