Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
