He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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