found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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