I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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