No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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