I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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