Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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