Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he puts the penis in happiness.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
organizing the empties. That sober.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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