Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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