i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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