It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize