Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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