Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i believe in u and ur pee
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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